pansexuals will steal your girl, your man, your non-binary romantic partner, your car, your bank account PIN number, and your cat.
man how yall gonna contour a nail
so that’s why you liked this post..
petition for tumblr staff to leave
we don’t want to be here anyway
david karp holds us hostage
We paid David good money to keep you here
You’re not going anywhere
OMFG. THIS. SHOW.
This dude’s face is amazing. He’s like a Japanese Jim Carrey.
i will type whatever my gay little hands care to type
WHAT I LEARNED IN TRAINING MODE IS
I MUST FIND THIS.
MUST MAKE THIS.
Locust: what was your favorite book as a child?
ok so i was a very odd child and i started reading by myself at literally the age of 3. my favorite book as a kid was A Wrinkle In Time
I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.
i like you