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My name is Kat, but you may refer to me as Miss Raccoon.
You can talk to me about literally anything, but my subjects of expertise are Japanese culture and sexuality. (Credit to cherryqueenx for drawing this little dude)
diaphone:

yay ur back

diaphone:

yay ur back

(Source: rightclicksaveas)

Track:

translaaytion:

tylerslittleshit:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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u turned me straight

Connecticut.

awkward-fallen-angel:

croatoanalex:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

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RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

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FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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IT’S STARTED

WHY IS THIS ON MY DASH ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET

CHRISTMAS IN JULYYYYY!!!!!!

(Source: breakfastburritosattiffanys)

awesomejudas123fan:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

The cheating of the girls….so fucking smart

richwhitelesbeyon:

me watching porn & masturbating: fuck that is hot

me a minute later after i cum: those two need to chill

Artist: Bob's Burgers
Track: "Sex Song"

burgertv:

"I’m good at sex, you’re bad at sex."

whatfulllipsyouhave:

meredithalden:

a public service announcement

I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers every told us this.

tonyabbot:

sure i’ll check out your blog

*checks tagged/me*

(Source: tonyabbot)

deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

(Source: xylemphone)

miraculoustang:

:o3c

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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japhers:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 
“ten”
How long have you been ten?
“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

japhers:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

(Source: setyourphaserstostun)

(Source: butttreynolds)

lanashiftdelrey:

when someone disturbs me while i’m eating

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